Round 3 - 19th May

Firsts We are not sure who won this one Click here When is that Greek going to retire? Click here Tyrone about to pass Click here The captain in his normal position Click here The captain in his normal position Click here And he is probably under this one as well Click here They get upset if there are no photos of the scrum Click here

Seconds Gazza about to take the ball Click here The start of a maul Click here The end of a maul Click here Charlie about to hit the opposition Click here Charlie in the sinbin Click here The Ivory three step Click here , here , and here Boring! the ubiquitous scrum Click here Is that Boysy not being tackled? Click here

Thirds We were very short of props. I wonder who this belongs to? Click here Oh no! We can't be that short Click here Yes we are! Click here Please don't come off, Dave Click here Ciaran in the lineout Click here A ruck near our line Click here A scrum Click here Is it a try? Click here Well this was Click here and that is Anton on the ground

Spectators Colm before he went on Click here New boots, new socks - same large, aging Irish body. He only played to make Yakka look like Mr Universe Andrew Jones, Lyndon "Shrek" Reekes and Gary Coonar Click here Patron Jon, Gordon Clark and Andy Stuart-Menteth Click here Not a pretty sight Click here Young Toohey Click here Kimani and Tiarose Click here , here , and here Whenever he is being interviewed by the ABC leftwing trendoids, they make Oscar Carlson out to be a saint. Little do they know that he is a dirty, kicking, scratching, biting loose forward, Click here This would have to be the oldest, fattest, ugliest ball boy in Victoria (the world?) Click here Power House's Ron "Masta" Bates Two poms and two Scots Click here The refs with Mat Van Heerden nearly smiling Click here Come on Matt, the Yarpis are certain to win the Super 14 final Somebody needed a piss before the game started Click here Its great to be a male!