Under 8s Ready for the kick off Click here They are the opposition Click here Somebody fell over Click here . He will have a lot of those over the next 80 years This crummy photo had to be shown, because it is the son of the photographer Click here About to run Click here and away Click here A mother hen with his chicks Click here The mother hen showing one of the chicks where to go Click here A very ugly Greek mother hen Click here A great swerve Click here Give it to me Click here , and here Now which way is the line? Click here Well caught Click here A pickup Click here Where is the ball? Click here Pass it? Click here On the run Click here The ref is yelling at his son Click here The team photos Click here , and here

Firsts The end of a lineout Click here Held up over the line Click here Luke is saying "Ooooh shit" Ball boys, Oscar & Tom hamming it up for the camera Click here James kicking for goal Click here Boothy may have just caught this one Click here We have lady reffs, these days Click here Dogga is about to bite Boothy's bum Click here until Luke gets the ball away Click here Bobby with the ball Click here , sees a gap Click here , and has to jump through it Click here A couple of scrums Click here , and here

Seconds That is not the moon rising; it is Jim Roy Click here Forwards mauling Click here Alex kicks for goal Click here Gazza takes the ball Click here The ball coming out of the ruck Click here Will reaches in Click here and gets it away Click here Forwards playing on the ground Click here Nearly through Click here Tackled! Click here Steve's try Click here The end Click here The end with two bald Poms and a hairy Australian Click here The victory song Click here , here , here , here , and here

Thirds The end of a goal kick Click here Kick through Click here Through one tackle Click here , and steps around another Click here Through the gap Click here A sweaty Shrek, with a face that would sink a thousand ships, leaves the field Click here

Colts Forwards having fun in the sun Click here , and here Angus kicks for goal Click here A Lineout Click here and another Click here , but I think we missed it Click here Which way did the ball go? Click here Scrum about to pack Click here Tackled and passes back Click here , Its mine Click here , and here A try is scored Click here The victory song Click here , here , here , here , here , and here

VIPs Former patron, Major General John Stevenson Click here Joe Pope with President Jed Click here Joe played for Melbourne in the sixties. He is currently chairman of the Wellington Rugby Union and past chairman of the Hurricanes Dinner with a prime minister Friday night; a sausage at Fawkner Park on Saturday. Former Melbourne player, colts coach and now Leader of the Opposition, Teb Baillieu, with patron Jon Ramsden Click here Ted explaining the Liberal Party policies to the faithful Click here , and here

Spectators Any prospective players, who are thinking about coming to Melbourne, should note the type of spectators who will be watching you Click here , and here Adam cole decided to have a rest today Click here The colts coaching the Under 6s Click here Colm Tarpy the family man Click here Colm Tarpy the sugar daddy Click here Former colts, Jolyon Ellis-Jones and Andrew Fast Click here Former gerries John Power, Ian McKay and Andy Stuart-Menteth Click here Another former colt and all round bad boy, James Souter now has to be responsible Click here This is young Withington Click here We understand Muzza will be pulling on his boots, when the Pillar competition starts Which one is the dog? Click here You would never know that they had just delivered somebody to hospital Click here

Kevin Heath Kev is 65 years young, rides a bike everywhere and does not have an once of fat on his body (plenty between the ears though). Last Saturday, Box Hill were short in the twos and kev played hooker Click here Here he is at the back of the maul Click here If I was that big fella, I would be worried! They never let him throw the ball in. Maybe, because he could not see the end of the lineout without glasses Click here Box Hill finally dragged him Click here , here , and here And now for a glass of red and a sausage with Eric Click here Liz was not impressed, but she forgave him Click here He can still have a laugh with, and at,the enemy Click here Click here