Round 5 - 2nd June

Firsts Somebody needed a piss before the game started Click here Its great to be a male! James kicks for goal Click here Nick takes the ball Click here James takes the ball Click here Boothy just takes the ball Click here Forwards with their heads up their arses Click here Another ruck with Dogga seagulling Click here Luke scratching his head with the ball Click here We have not managed to get a photo of the mighty frog this year. This one was taken 1 minute before he scored a try Click here

Seconds Alex kicks for goal Click here Steve in the middle of a blind turn Click here , and takes half their team to bundle him over the sideline Click here Alex kicks from the ruck Click here Head first into the opposition Click here Will McNamara side steps Click here , passes to Steve Click here . Put your shoulder int his guts, Steve Click here You can just see the head of Steve Mathieson underneath all this Click here Will Gillespie's try Click here , here , and here

Thirds The ball in the air Click here and taken successfully Click here Oh shit! Anton kicks Click here under pressure Click here Kimani has a rest Click here Going for the ball Click here and the delivery Click here And another Click here Shrek with the water and Spencer running the line Click here The end of a maul with Yakka at top speed Click here From the ruck under pressure Click here The end of another ruck Click here The forwards raison d'etre Click here Sean scored a try under all this Click here

Colts Angus kicks Click here Only props have a head that looks like this! Click here The ball coming in Click here Rucking colts Click here , here , here , and here The scrum Click here After the game Click here Click here Click here Try scorers in last year's grand final win - Angus Clark and Tony Kastelan Click here A premiership captain - Matt Sterling Click here

Spectators Colm Tarpy with an Irish profile Click here John Harrison at the lunch table with Barry Bowler Click here Aaron Booth Click here One day this poor kid will look like his father Doug Renton and Gordon Clark Click here The Fiddians Click here The Tooheys Click here Mike Grant, Ron Mitchell, Peter Zimmerman and Paul Mathieson Click here An aging second rower in profile - ex-president Paul Sanderson Click here Beauty and the beasty - Robyn Clark and Andy Stewart-Menteth Click here The refs Click here , here , and here